CSI Miami – Endless Caruso One Liners

July 24, 2009 By 25 Comments

Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.

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  1. dayse says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    YEAAAAAAAAHH!
    YEAAAAAAAAHH!

  2. IcedFever says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    “But that’s… My …
    “But that’s… My favorite kind of pizza.” YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  3. ovenroastedDC says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    no, michael c. hall …
    no, michael c. hall is way hotter than that.

  4. LordJenkem says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    at 2:46 is that …
    at 2:46 is that Michael C. Hall?

  5. XTriggerLulz says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    The resolution is …
    The resolution is not good enough.
    YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  6. zchris87v says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    First 3 I watched …
    First 3 I watched all in 3 days time, it was a week of corniness.

  7. pimpjuice898 says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    LOL, 6:00 is the …
    LOL, 6:00 is the best one… so epic, especially since he doesn’t even have a corny line

  8. ChucklesTheGai says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Well it looks like …
    Well it looks like something…….caught her

  9. Scarfs123 says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Speed.. Kills
    Speed.. Kills

  10. LoveNaitomea says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    lol i love them , …
    lol i love them , there funny!

  11. myfriendsarenoobs says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    he didnt die… he …
    he didnt die… he was pushed.. what the ?!?!

  12. myfriendsarenoobs says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    You don’t spend a …
    You don’t spend a $1000 on clothessss… you’re never gonna wearrrrrrrr…
    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  13. sleezfrom760 says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    (AFTER COP EXPLODES …
    (AFTER COP EXPLODES)
    Horaio:..boom goes the dyamite…

  14. shadewiz08 says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    You got that DNA …
    You got that DNA result *Slowly lifts off shades*.

  15. Bayview05 says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Is it just me, or.. …
    Is it just me, or…is this so stupid…it’s funny?

    YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  16. taniquetil says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    I love the Captain …
    I love the Captain obvious lines:

    You don’t spend $1000 on clothessss…that you’re never, gonna weeaaaaaarrrr.
    YEAAAHHH!

  17. Alternatevil says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Good ones, that is.
    Good ones, that is.

  18. Alternatevil says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Eh…After years of …
    Eh…After years of being a cop, I’d probably run out of one-liners too.

  19. primalhunter2 says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    YEAHHHHHH
    YEAHHHHHH

  20. commonyoshi says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Hilarious.
    Hilarious.

  21. CAPTNUNDAPANTS says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    this would be a …
    this would be a good video when torturing someone lol

  22. InvaderBritt says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    I love Horatio/ …
    I love Horatio/David. He’s so awesome.

    I’m actually watching the episode shown at 1:45
    Haha.

  23. babyfarmer says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    LMFAO @ 2:00
    LMFAO @ 2:00

  24. johnboyx360 says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Random waitress: Do …
    Random waitress: Do you tip sir?

    David:……..no………

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  25. justplainruk says:
    July 24, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Frank: The man died …
    Frank: The man died during auto-erotic asphyxiation.
    Horatio: Looks like this time… (slowly puts on glasses) …the chicken…choked back.

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